This guide is intended to present the key skills to those who want a career in the BBC as a journalist, news reader or current affairs host**. As a post-modern journalist remember that the story is king. Draw out the differences and conflicts between people because these are the substance of story telling. Do not get immersed in "the facts". Remember, the audience does not know these "facts" and will be bored to death by them anyway. Remember that there is always a "moral high ground", think carefully about which viewpoint is most easy to portray as "saintly" and then either take that position yourself or, in a current affairs program, draw one side towards the saintly and suggest the other side is evil. If you want one side to appear stupid recruit a fool to represent it. This approach can be applied to any reporting and discussion from sport to missing cats and it saves BBC journalists hours of anxious research and structuring of artic...